LINEN ON THE HEDGEROW: Could you get insured

Sunday, 6 November 2011

Could you get insured - against becoming Catholic?

I mean, why not? Do I look like a Catholic? Speak like one?

Can you see evidence of my faith in my manner or my dress?

Do my actions betray me?

Just how should a Catholic appear? What insurance company would take me on?

The Acme might just consider it.......

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Marc in EugeneNovember 06, 2011 7:57 pm
While I'd seen 'the Two Ronnies' referenced, had never seen any performances: that twelve minutes ('Open University' and 'Scottish Party' too) was perfect Sunday lunch entertainment; thanks! (Your point is a good one, by the way; someone at work the other day asked me, with surprise, 'I didn't know you were Catholic?'-- not a pleasant feeling.)
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YE OLDE JARRA SCRIBENovember 06, 2011 9:32 pm
Richard,
Great post-great humour: I like,just what I needed today a good laugh, thanks!

Cheers.
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umblepieNovember 07, 2011 11:51 am
Great! A Monday morning tonic!
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A Mother's prayer for her soldier son

As Thou didst walk in Galilee, so loving Saviour, walk with him for me: For since the years have passed and he has grown, I cannot follow, he must walk alone. Be Thou my feet that I have had to stay, for Thou canst comrade him on every way. Be Thou my voice, when sinful things allure, pleading with him to choose those that endure. Be Thou my hand that would keep his in mine, all, all things that a mother must resign. When he was little I could walk with him and guide but now, I pray Thee, Thou be at his side. And as Thy Blessed Mother folded Thee, so kind and loving Saviour, guard my son for me.

LINEN ON THE HEDGEROW

Sunday, 6 November 2011

Could you get insured - against becoming Catholic?

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