The Liberal Catholic test..........
You are most definitely in the liberal camp if you:-
- Become apoplectic when you hear latin spoken
- Like to have a chat in church before, during and after Mass
- Applaud in church when the Chairman of the Parish Council’s birthday is announced
- Say the Our Father aeroplane fashion
- Like to hug your neighbour at the kiss of peace
- Are not too fond of Pope Benedict
- Like Sister Sharon’s new earrings
- Possess a polyester gown for the liturgical dance
- Are allergic to incense
- Are a founder member of the Graham Kendrick fan club
None of those? There you are - you see you really are a traditionalist - be at ease with your Catholic self!