Getting a response from your Bishop (part two)

The SSPX logo, always guaranteed to elicit a response from the Bishop
(together with a loosening of his bowels)

My good friends Eccles and Petrus and an anonymous commentator made excellent good points on my last post with regard to getting your Bishop to reply to your letter (any letter).

And here is my second letter that is guaranteed, not only to get a quick reply, but.....a very big "but"....it will also guarantee that Mass in the Extraordinary Form will be offered by one of His Lordship's priests on a regular basis where none were offered before. Yes, truly.

Here it is:-

Dear Bishop X

I have been approached by a priest friend in the SSPX who wishes to establish a regular Latin Mass in the area.

Do you happen to know of any redundant churches that may be available at the right price?

Yours etc

Also guaranteed to get a response on both counts.