- Invest in a ten year life annuity scheme
2. Become a life long member of Friends of the Earth
3. Plea bargain with Him (“I’ll be a better person blah blah if you grant me
my request etc)
4. Pray with your arms in aeroplane mode
5. Enthuse over Darwin
6. Tell Him that He is Mother as well as Father
7. Ask Him to look after your faithful dog Rover who has just departed this
earth
8. Tell Him you will be a better person in a few years time
9. Take a guitar to Mass
10. Start stocking up on essential supplies with the great chastisement in mind
Hi Richard,
ReplyDeleteLove the list.
Thought you would like to check out my blog post for tomorrow entitled Break through in Catholic North Lincolnshire.
http://catholicgadfly.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/break-through-in-catholic-north.html
No. 1 on the list is an unprecedented break through.
If North Lincolnshire can do it (of all places) then anyone can do it)!
I would think that #9 would make Him cry rather than laugh.
ReplyDeleteThere is a classical one out here.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to make God laugh, tell him your all your plans.