|Sorry, no tangos at Latin Masses, only|
at Latino ones!
The answer, of course, is number three, and it originates from the BBC's Strictly Come Dancing programme, or, as I prefer to call it, Strictly Come Pornography.
For that, really, is what it is. Sorry to be a killjoy but pornography it is.
Those that nominated number one, the Berlin nightclub were a shade off strasse; but it could well have been snapped in a dodgy joint in Germany's capital.
And, as for those who suspected that the photo came from a Catholic Mass in Buenos Aires, what an outrageous suggestion.
Can you possibly imagine a sensuous, provocative dance taking place on the sanctuary after Holy Mass?
That would surely be an act of sacrilege, the modern day equivalent of prancing round the golden calf.
You just have time to make it to Confession before Midnight Mass.
Now for the BBC.
Radio Four on Sunday morning and the adenoidal tones of that pillar of the Church, Ed Stourton.
He is introducing a piece on the seasonal celebrations, you know, the ones that we love to take part in at this time of the year 'cept he's not talking of Christmas and the birth of the Messiah, no, no,
Ed is speaking about the Winter Solstice and how pagans love to gather at dawn around the standing stones of Stonehenge - great!
And then, as I listened in horror whilst attending to matters of dental hygiene I hear a Pythonesque voice state words to the effect that:
"Well, Stonehenge is a place of spirichool healing, just like Lourdes, reelly"
At this point I had to call Mrs L to disentangle my toothbrush from my epiglottis.
Nice one Ed and your pagan chums!