RUPERT GOES TO AMIGO HALL

Young Rupert hurries fast, he's had the call,
To find out what goes on at Amigo Hall

He’s off to meet his chums you see?

And find out deeds of heresy

"To London Bridge please sir", he said. 

"I'm off to visit Catholics red.

They do not seem to know or care

About our doctrine, so right and fair"

                             

Bill Badger meets him at the station saying:

                               “This really takes the pigging bacon.

                               That silly bunch of clergy gay

                              want to change the Church, they say”

         

"Well let's not go" the young bear said. 

Let's all get 'Edward Trunk' instead"

I can't be doing with all that guff,

We're Catholics, that surely says enough!"

With apologies to Mary Tourtel