It's....the rustle of the vestments...deafening. And then when the priest opens the altar missal - aargh! my eardrums.
But if you really would like a noisy Mass, come tomorrow, on the Feast of The Assumption, to The Church of The Sacred Heart in Morriston, just outside Swansea.
We are having a Sung Mass......but you won't need earplugs......we have The Newcastle Emlyn Schola and their angel voices.