|Blessed Martin Luther|
News from Rome that Martin Luther has been restored "to his rightful position in the Church" and has had his faculties restored posthumously, has been greeted with lots of hugs and squeals of delight from the members of the group known as HERETIC.
A spokesperson for HERETIC stated that:
"It is only right that, in our inclusive non judgemental Church, we right the errors committed by less enlightened Catholics in the past."
Rumours abound that Archbishop Cranmer, Richard Topcliffe and Oliver Cromwell are to have their causes for beatification put forward this year and that some miracles have been attributed to Vlad the Impaler and Pol Pot who may also be put forward for sainthood at a later date.