Showing posts with label Rev James Bitter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rev James Bitter. Show all posts

Monday, 25 March 2013

The end is nigh

The end of Lent is within sight and, taking stock of my penances and mortifications I find that I have not progressed much further than the 'soft' options.

The ones lambasted by Fr J in his first Lenten sermon.

I cannot quote him word for word but the essence was that giving up chocolate and strong drink is not exactly penitential.

Yet that was what I did; I refrained from eating chocolate and imbibing beer and alcohol of all kinds. I also resolved (successfully) to ramp up my daily prayer routine and I fasted a bit.

That, basically, was it.

In my defence I plead a weak will and a lifestyle that should, by rights be sedentary and serene but, in actuality, is a manic mix of work, family and desperate DIYing on a property that, at times, seems to be falling down about our ears (why ears for goodness sake?).

That is probably the same for most of us but, nevertheless, Sunday will bring a special glow over and above the glory of the Resurrection.

Priority will have to go to a pint or two (but no more than that) of the Reverend James. A draught bitter that is, according to the Scribe of Jarrow, too sweet for manly Northerners but it suits my adolescent, softie, Southern palate.

                                                     

But that can only come after we drive our grindingly boring 70 plus miles to Mass.
With a 3pm Mass the day is basically gone, you cannot do much beforehand and very little afterwards, except, perhaps, drink a glass or two of the amber liquid.


Saturday, 26 November 2011

It's official! the Holy Father approves!



Yes, Pope Benedict drinks Reverend James bitter! The above picture shows him when he was Cardinal Ratzinger (but a mole in the Vatican informs me that a draycart (beer delivery truck) makes a weekly call to the Vatican and drops off a keg of the ambrosial brew). So, now the Pope drinks Rev James bitter!

Now I can honestly* claim that the Holy Father and I share the same taste in good ale** -  Amazing.

* Definitions may vary

** Any member of the Brains Cardiff Brewery Marketing team who wishes to make a handsome donation in folding money to the LOTH Fund  should send me an email.

Saturday, 2 July 2011

Spiritual replenishment of another kind!



A rest from blogging today in an attempt to regenerate a few brain cells and gain some inspiration. So, together with Mrs Linen, I plan to do a few horticultural type chores and then proceed to a small fishing village on the coast that has a pub serving Reverend James Bitter. There I shall down a glass of the famous bitter and imagine that my son is with us (he is many miles away in Oz).
I am afraid that the Rev is not or was not ever a Catholic; perhaps, one day a brewery will name a beer after one of our blogging priests....."I'll have a pint of Fr Finigan please landlord" or, maybe, "Two pints of Reverend Blake and a half of Fr Simon Henry".

In the meantime, I shall have to make do with a Protestant brew!