I think it's time to lighten up a little - these come mainly from my dear sister, Imelda:-
Dear Noah.....
"Yours was the only kind face we found" - The Mosquitos
"Sorr-y! should have written sooner" - The Sloths
"Really appreciated the fishing ban" - The Maggots
"We especially enjoyed the poker tournament" - The Cheetahs
"Glad you didn't find us boring" - The Woodworms
"We never expected a private cabin" - The Skunks
"Keep the nest, if you can find a use for it" - The Crows
"The Ham sandwiches were delicious" - The Lions
"Could have sworn you said 5.30" - The Unicorns
"You call this a ship? And where did you find the dining room linens - a church jumble sale? And your family looks funny - you coulda left some of those boys behind. And, hey, Noah, y'ever shave, ya old hairball??" - The Mockingbirds
ReplyDelete- Mack in Texas
Mack, do I detect the note of a Texan accent here?
Delete'Only two mice? What were you thinking? 40 days fasting was not mentioned in the brochure. We demand compensation'. The Cats (family motto: eternally ungrateful).
ReplyDeleteAh, Celia, not another cat lover?
DeleteAfraid so, but without illusions. And they're not allowed on the internet.
DeleteBrilliant, Richard! My thanks to your sister for lightening a very crotchety morning!
ReplyDeleteThanks Chris, sorry you are having a crotchety time of it.
DeleteFunny! I needed the laugh.
ReplyDeleteThiss is a great post
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