Tuesday, 3 June 2014

Dear Noah.....


I think it's time to lighten up a little - these come mainly from my dear sister, Imelda:-

Dear Noah.....

"Yours was the only kind face we found" - The Mosquitos

"Sorr-y! should have written sooner" - The Sloths

"Really appreciated the fishing ban" - The Maggots

"We especially enjoyed the poker tournament" - The Cheetahs

"Glad you didn't find us boring" - The Woodworms

"We never expected a private cabin"  - The Skunks

"Keep the nest, if you can find a use for it" - The Crows

"The Ham sandwiches were delicious" - The Lions

"Could have sworn you said 5.30" - The Unicorns

8 comments:

  1. "You call this a ship? And where did you find the dining room linens - a church jumble sale? And your family looks funny - you coulda left some of those boys behind. And, hey, Noah, y'ever shave, ya old hairball??" - The Mockingbirds

    - Mack in Texas

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    1. Mack, do I detect the note of a Texan accent here?

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  2. 'Only two mice? What were you thinking? 40 days fasting was not mentioned in the brochure. We demand compensation'. The Cats (family motto: eternally ungrateful).

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    1. Ah, Celia, not another cat lover?

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    2. Afraid so, but without illusions. And they're not allowed on the internet.

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  3. Brilliant, Richard! My thanks to your sister for lightening a very crotchety morning!

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    1. Thanks Chris, sorry you are having a crotchety time of it.

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  4. Funny! I needed the laugh.

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