There were some excellent additions to my 12th January post regarding misinterpretations of the faith - all of them funnier than my originals.
Here they are.....
'Asparagus me.....' - is courtesy of Sandy at A Catholic Comes Home (whom I wish would post more)
Purgatory - Left Footer states that it is neither a laxative nor an anti-Conservative witch-hunt.
Lauds - not for cricket, more for early morning prayer according to Porta Caeli
Fr Whelan states that the Barque of Peter is not an angry growl from the Pope
Webmaster Gareth, another Papal one -And, if the Popes don't like something they don't say, "Let him have Asthma"
Fr Abberton (Stella Maris) says - the dialogue on entering the Confessional is NOT, "Bless me Father, for you have sinned"! And the humeral veil is not funny
The Little Way (with a French bias) - And the Confiteor is a prayer confessing sinfulness, not a person with a penchant for roasting duck.
Tony Layne - pithy as ever - The mantilla can't be found over a small fireplace
And Compline is not a powdered milk nutritional supplement available in a range of delicious flavours...states Mark at Joe Versus the Volcano