elaborate liturgical waltz? *
EMHC bringing you Holy Communion. Do you………………
people and make the Mass more inclusive. Do you…..
should be priests? *
to prepare. Do you…….
Panel. Do you…….
letter of acceptance? *
take a seat while I tell you that you really belong in a happy
clappy new age sort of church. You don’t have the foggiest
idea as to what the Catholic Church is about and you
have no intention of finding out but you do enjoy self
indulgence. Recommended treatment: A 2 week retreat
on Papa Stronsay and flagellation twice daily.
into the CINO category (Catholic In Name Only). You
sit on the fence whilst going through the motions of
loyalty to the Magisterium, you probably read
Mgr Basil Loftus and your favourite tipple would
be Shandy Lite!
although it may not feel like it most of the time.
You actually relish attending Mass and yearn for
Benediction more than only when there is an ‘r’ in
(OK, any real ale) and you punctuate a conversation
with phrases such as ‘diochronicity’ ‘supernatural
existential’ and ‘the hermeneutic of continuity’.