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| "I crave for something mushy and bland, take me to your Bishop" |
Sadly, there is little evidence to suggest that Martians are in the slightest bit interested in the traditional Catholic Faith.
They have openly rejected the concept of Baptism in favour of mashed potatoes.
That's right, you heard correctly, mashed potatoes.
They are not concerned with the teachings of Holy Mother Church and a life of redemptive suffering, they only want....yes, you've got it....mashed potatoes!
They would make excellent liberal Catholics....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBRCZLzn5pM
