Will you marry me - Daddy?



There's another  fatal flaw in Prime Minister Cameron's plans to make Same Sex "Marriage" legal.

Actor Jeremy Irons has pointed out that, if the bill is passed, it will be quite in order for a father to marry his son.

This could be a very sound way for well heeled fathers to avoid the penalty of inheritance tax.

And, apparently, the question of breaking the law by committing incest is a non starter as incest only applies to those of different sexes.

Well David, that's another fine mess you've got us into.

Cameron leaves his 8 year old daughter at the pub

The redtops had a field day last week after the Cameron family returned from the pub (where, so it is said, our PM quaffed a pint or two of the Reverend James) only to find that they had left their eight year old daughter behind.

Shock! Horror! – actually, it must have been devastating, Mrs Linen and I have never done anything like that  - but not for want of trying!

So now David and Samantha (I can call them that because I vote Conservative, or used to) are being castigated and tagged as bad parents….hmmm…..I seem to recall another incident when a couple left their twelve year old son* behind by accident...............

...... and He wasn’t found for three whole days! 

*just in case there are any pedants lurking out there…..also foster son.